The fight

Just the other weekend I was hanging out with my friend Micheal. We were thinking about what to do, and decided we would pull a prank on some of our friends. The prank we decided was to put condoms on a few of their vehicles. We failed at doing this task without the people noticing except for on one of our friends vehicles, Dalen's. I notified Mike that I had secured one lubricated condom on Dalen's passenger side windshield wiper. After a while of talking to Dalen, I convinced him to turn his windshield wipers on to see how well they worked. Dalen was completely oblivious to what was happening and he turned them on. This made the condom wipe across his window, spreading lubrication very thoroughly on its way. I started laughing hysterically, when Dalen saw what had happened he viciously attacked me. Luckily I got to my pickup in time to lock myself in its safety. Dalen was very angry, he got the condom and proceeded to wipe it all over my windshield. I drove off and went to clean my window off, condom lubrication doesn't come off very easily. I later called Dalen to try and make peace. We talked on the phone for a long time and argued over which one of us was "even" or not. We both finally agreed to end the conversation, and that our fight was over. Since then everything has been cool between Dalen and I.