The fight

Just the other weekend I was hanging out with my friend Micheal. We were thinking about what to do, and decided we would pull a prank on some of our friends. The prank we decided was to put condoms on a few of their vehicles. We failed at doing this task without the people noticing except for on one of our friends vehicles, Dalen's. I notified Mike that I had secured one lubricated condom on Dalen's passenger side windshield wiper. After a while of talking to Dalen, I convinced him to turn his windshield wipers on to see how well they worked. Dalen was completely oblivious to what was happening and he turned them on. This made the condom wipe across his window, spreading lubrication very thoroughly on its way. I started laughing hysterically, when Dalen saw what had happened he viciously attacked me. Luckily I got to my pickup in time to lock myself in its safety. Dalen was very angry, he got the condom and proceeded to wipe it all over my windshield. I drove off and went to clean my window off, condom lubrication doesn't come off very easily. I later called Dalen to try and make peace. We talked on the phone for a long time and argued over which one of us was "even" or not. We both finally agreed to end the conversation, and that our fight was over. Since then everything has been cool between Dalen and I.

Love

Love is a complicated four letter word

One I believe that everyone has heard

Love can mean many a different thing

It can make you cry or it can make you sing

It can be the type you have for your mother

Or it can be the kind that couples show one another

Love is a feeling that is real crazy

And anybody can love, even if there real lazy

Love is a game that some people play

But ones that play tricks, they always do pay

Maybe I will find love in some time

But until that day I will just rhyme

Questions and Comments

Dear, Will

           After reading Othello I have a few questions and comments. First I would like to ask what in the world were you thinking when you wrote the death scene and Desdemona dies, comes back to life and then dies again. That is just ridiculous and impossible! The second thing I would like to say is how well you used comedy in this very serious and tragic play. Anyone who starts this play is bound to read more because of one line, "the old black ram is tupping your white ewe." That line just got me hooked. Only a genius could write a line that is that amazing. Overall you did a very nice job on this play, and feel it will be very popular for many generations to come.

Sincerelly ,


Chance Stephens

P.S. When are you gonna write a real comedy?